At last we have arrived at the answer to this most contentious debate:

Cherpumple.

At last we have arrived at the answer to this most contentious debate:

Cherpumple.
Someone has to attempt making this and bring it to Boston for VS Fest. Any volunteers??

Um... wow...

I'm betting someone could come up with a better recipe, though... maybe something that is more from scratch and tastes like something you'd want to eat... lol

Don't we have a pastry chef in the guild or something?

Spice and chocolate together doesn't sound great. Pumpkin and cherry also don't seem like they'd mix.

How about cherry/dark chocolate, blueberry/vanilla, and lemon custard/fudge?

I think something like a pumpkin roll, wrapped with chocolate ganash, wrapped with cherry pie filling and then crusted with crush graham cracker would be good.

I think something like a pumpkin roll, wrapped with chocolate ganash, wrapped with cherry pie filling and then crusted with crush graham cracker would be good.

Now this I could get in on.

Where's the Bacon and Beer?

If you're going to go mashing bits together, ya need to go all-out and make it something truly wonderous.

Here ya go.

Good find, Killian. But yet.. still something missing.

The pie/cake and the bacon-beer are interesting, but still missing that spark of genius.

Take Turducken for example.

It would've been an interesting dish, if it had simply combined Turkey, Duck, and Chicken meats into a single dish. Like a Pot Pie, for a proper example.

Creative, would've been the leap to
"Hey, let's stuff the duck in the turkey's ass! cook it! then eat it!"

Genius, was the leap to
"Hey, let's stuff a chicken in the duck's ass, THEN stuff the duck into the turkey's ass! Then, if we have room, stuff a cornish game hen into the chicken's ass, and, just maybe, stuff Tweety into the cornish game hen's ass!"

Though somewhere along the line, I do believe the inventor of the Turducken was seriously traumatized by a large avian. There's really no other good explanation for what he was inspired to do to that poor duck. Killed, gutted, sodomized by a whole chicken, stuffed head-first up a turkey's ass, cooked, then eaten. The guy really had it in for Daffy Duck, apparently.

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If you don't give yourselves up quietly, I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass, and you drew the short stick, cause your head is going up my ass! -- Hancock

The pie/cake and the bacon-beer are interesting, but still missing that spark of genius.

Take Turducken for example.


You see, the problem with Turducken is that its not Turbaconducken.
http://www.holytaco.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-bacon

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