A fetching young Priest named Amanda

Got drunk and danced on the veranda

I need something with Brown and Ben...

Just write Ben and Brown down
With a big heart around
Cause I've got nothing else for your stanza

I was hoping for something about penthouse letters and reach arounds.

Ben cackled with glee..."Brown caught herpes from me!"

Something with Brendar and a goat.

I ain't no poet, don't you know it?

But if you stop whining like a little girl, I might just try giving it a whirl.