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Pilsner 4965 posts
05-01-2010 12:36am
I, as a senior member that has quit and rejoined more than most folks changed (that is pronounced change-ed) their flavour of toilet paper; am requesting that there be included a question involving a "six demon bag".

The powers that be need to make requisite that our potential members understand what is really fucking important. Otherwise the bitches will think we just want to run around and be a bunch of cocksuckers that jump around like people from Kansas City.

So I will put forth that we include a question that includes something of the cause like "You stupid fucks need to understand what a "six demon bag" is...otherwise just go pack sand, you worthless shit."

I am willing to debate the potential problems that may occur.

Fuck You,

David Lo Pan
Sapphyre 12995 posts
05-01-2010 1:33am
Dear Mr. or Mrs. Pilsner,

Thank you for your interest in our member application process. We value your opinion. While we see merit in your suggestion, we feel that we are not in a place to incorporate your ideas at this time. Thank you for shopping Victorious Secret.

Sincerely,
The Management
Foxfyr 12982 posts
05-01-2010 7:41am
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Torrin 7042 posts
05-01-2010 12:55pm
i like turtles
Imirindo 974 posts
05-01-2010 1:48pm
This is the weirdest guild. :D
Rastus 6166 posts
05-01-2010 2:43pm
Even in a guild full of weirdos, Pils still shines.
Nagdabbit 386 posts
05-01-2010 7:02pm
We love you Phils...
Styg 2529 posts
05-01-2010 7:40pm
I am with Pils on this one.

- Jack
Aeryssa 838 posts
05-02-2010 4:12pm
I think a day of the week should be named after Pils, and on that day, randomness is not only allowed, but revered.
Maligner 1923 posts
05-03-2010 12:07am
Rollo Tomasi
Abigayle 696 posts
05-04-2010 10:45pm
Do any of the rest of you ever wonder if Pils is ever sober?

Yeah, me neither.
C-RoB 1956 posts
05-05-2010 6:52pm
"my butt itches" - Meatwad

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