I'm a notorious starter of things, I often have good ideas (in my head) but some things coming to fruition can be tough. I come up with another idea, get sidetracked, etc.

I am coming up with another solution for all that, one of which is organizing (read; more things I won't likely finish) but I found a couple gems that just need tweaking. I will post them below, feedback, critiques and fuckyous are always welcome.

To the tune of Everlast's What It's Like

You've all seen this guy at the local store buyin’ all his games.
He's breathin heavy, digs in his pockets and pays with change.
His hair's all matted and his clothes are dirty but his eyes are wide.
When they nerfed the 'locks back in 2-0-2’s the last time he cried.

'Cause god forbid you ever have to wake up and hear the news,
That your 70 main is circlin’ the drain and your class is screwed.
You take away the chain fear and hopes all die.
He drinks another beer and his lock gets fried,
A rogue just tore out his insides.
Kicked his ass while he stared and died.

He sits there in anger while the rogue eats his tongue and he starts to shake.
He thinks “fuck this game, fuckin blizz this lame, I would rather play quake”.
But 8 months later this masturbater’s found that he can’t stop.
And he’s countin down the days, man he can’t wait till The Lich King drops.
So he walked into GameStop, grabbed the expansion and ran out to the street
They call him a loser, cause they know he don’t shower, and they call him a geek.

And god forbid anybody had to see him nude.
Cause then they really might know what it’s like to have the blues.
Then they really might go run and hide.
Then they really might just die inside.
Then they really might gouge out their eyes.
Then they really might wish they had died.

He’s seen a fire mage tank.
He knows the Tauren stank.
He knows “the cake is a lie”
He’s seen the phatest loot,
Picked up his dice to shoot,
And lost with 99.

He’s seen the inside of Naxx,
And the live side of Strat,
And everything that’s a raid.

He ‘s got the finest gear,
But it’s been 10 years,
Since he’s been laid.

He’s been in raids that last for days but he never quit.
He’s pulled down his pants and pooped in a cup if he had to shit.

The man’s got hax, he always gets phat stacks, sellin mats to noobs
He likes to stand in ironforge, spamming channel 1, talkin bout the boobs.

Until late one night, after’a couple a beers, he got a losing hand.
He talked about his ween, and a GM seen, and he wound up banned.

Now all this grind and the levelin up has been in vain.
And if you ask him today, he would look away, you can see the pain.

And god forbid he ever has to start again at level 1.
It’s a long fucking grind and and he’s losin his mind, this dude is done.