First: fuck you, Rastus.

Second: omg I miss you all. School is kicking my ass so hard, but I am going to try to log in every now and then at least to say hi and do some stuff and wreak some havoc with my AWESOME HOLY DPS.

If you are getting Agnes drunk and naked without me, there'd better be pictures, dammit.

Also, fuck you, Rastus.

Love, Stranger.

Stranger,

I have been steadfast defending the honour of Cake; but being in the voward fo so long has left me a bit bloodied.

I would welcome your return.

Love, Pils.

Oh Yeah...Agnes started menopause and freaked out...hot flashes and everything; she quit playing and spends all of her time bothering her kids now.

I love getting fucked by strangers.

But, seriously, anyone know this guy?

STRANGER, I think about you more than you know.

You keep doing your best in school, you little fairy cupcake! <3

You have a priest too? I thought you just played a warlock....

I mean, warlocks are what lawyers play, aren't they? Consorting with demons and such....

I notice Rastus has a warlock....

I spy with my little eye,
Something that rhymes with Sawyer.

Hi! Nice to hear from you, um, Stranger! I was just thinking about you the other day. Looking forward to seeing you in game soon. :)

Eee... First post from miPad!

Eee... First post from miPad!

DARTMOUTH GREEN WITH ENVY!

DARTMOUTH GREEN WITH ENVY!

You don't have one?! I thought everyone in the world had one already.

Hi Stranger!

You don't have one?! I thought everyone in the world had one already.

GOD DAMMIT!