Don't go on vacation without your authenticator...Now this is going to be painful.

Oh no! How long you gone for?

At first I thought you meant you'd been compromised (but in a different way than usual). Maybe you can score some E on the street and sleep the time away?

I am now at the point where I want to shove pencils into my eye sockets.

I swore I would stay sober while I am here; and I have.

No WoW, no beer...why do people act so foolishly during the holidays?

When I get home on Tuesday, or tomorrow if I completely lose it, I am going right the fuck off of the deep end.

Never Again.

God...please get me to my house. Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I'm on a business meeting with no laptop. I get to use a vendor computer for e-mail for a few minutes so I am able to post this. However, I feel like crap so I'll probably sleep it all away. I had to think of you on your trip last night Pils when the dam TV remote didn't work and there was NOTHING to do but feel like crap.