Overheard in Azeroth by very reliable sources:

The Don killed a man with his bare hands on the steps of a chapel. An act of Terror?

Amanda is negotiating with TDC to do a new reality show called "Decamom: You can see my uterus from your backyard". Are you footing their bills?

Styg was accidentally castrated by a farsighted urologist during a routine vasectomy. Tort Reform: Yes or No?

"We extort it, you deride"

I had heard all of these things too but didn't want to be the one to stir the pot. Thankfully, Pilsner has the intestinal fortitude required to ask the tough questions. I salute you sir for exposing these lurid tales and sordid acts of depravity from the once elite personnel of VS. May God have mercy on them.