I had an epiphany regarding t-shirts today. Invariably, they are always backwards; so just always turn them around before putting them on and you will have no problems.

Of course this does not apply to Frenial; due to the fact that he applies "front" and "back" labels on all of his clothes.

I'll make a note of this important information.

Of course this does not apply to Frenial; due to the fact that he applies "front" and "back" labels on all of his clothes.

Actually, I've convinced the majority of T-shirt manufacturers to do this for me. They're called "tags", and they only put them on the back of the shirt.

Except for Hanes. They had to go all tagless on us.

Except for Hanes. They had to go all tagless on us.

Spot on, Amon. The printing on the shirt wears off after a week or so; and if you are blind as a mole rat such as myself, you can't see the bloody thing anyway.

Now I am sure that Fren has his cuffs monogrammed with left and right and irons his socks, but I am digressing.

Of course there are folks like thestyg, who wear wife-beaters and jorts, which make this conversation moot.

Nothing wrong with wifebeaters

Leave my jorts out of this! (I don't believe I own any jorts, but then again I have never been 100% certain of what a jort is.)

Jort = jean shorts.

Ok, I own 2 pair that I mow the lawn in because they are hideous. BUT, they were on clearance for 2.50 each. So I stand by my choices.

Store-bought jorts are wannabes...you need to cut the legs out of old jeans (or new jeans, like they do in Gainesville and Auburn) to get the true jort effect.

Now I'm trying to decide what I hate more: jorts or jeggings.

Does this J thing work on anything? Jirt? Jocks? Jacket? Joves? Jondoms?

Janties. Jhong. Janana hammock. Japs. Jingerie.

Wait, Jaannaa Hammock?

I don't know how I'd get through the work day without you guys.

Lonely and sad in ways that only a government employed lawyer can understand! :D