This was actualy Pilsner on Klaatu IV before the Cryedons rose up and sent him into exile, where we find him today.

Don't worry Pils, your day will come.

They left me on that planet with nothing but a hawkman rocket cycle...But I used my self-trained Italian language skills to communicate with the natives.

And now I have an army of brain-dead, steroid-using, overly-tanned Australopithecus to help me rule the Tri-State area!

MUAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHA!