As some of you may have noticed, I was messing around with the guild rank names the other night just for fun. And because I was drunk. Was wondering if it's time for a change?

The new ranks have a "wine" theme to them but I think that might be a bit too specific. Alcoholics in general might fit better.

Any thoughts or ideas on what we should change the ranks to? Or if you like the old ones, you can say that too. I'm pretty indifferent so speak your minds!

OK here's where it stands now:

Guild Master - Lush Master
Producers are now Lushes
Directors are now Inebriates
Caterers are now Boozers
Fluffer - earn this title easily on an give drunken Friday night!
Super Models are now Winos
Models are now Social Drunks
Initiates are now Teetotaler
Crackwhore - those that left drinking for something a little stronger

Newbies can be teetotalers.

i think the top rank should be Cirrhosis Lord. Or Liver Fucker. Actually, maybe just give that one to Pils.

i think the top rank should be Cirrhosis Lord. Or Liver Fucker. Actually, maybe just give that one to Pils.

I LIKE IT!

I thought about doing different versions of "Lushy" - The Lush, Lushsters, Lusheroos, Lushers, Lusherinos, etc. But there is no way I would ever remember what all your ranks are so I threw that idea out the window.

It could all be really entertaining. As long as I don't end up as "Dos Equis"

In Descending order:

One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
Floor

In Descending order:

One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
Floor
That would actually work... there's 1 guild leader, 2 directors, 3 caterers... and then everyone else! :D

I do like a theme of ranks displaying increasing levels of alcoholism- starting with something like teetotalers for newbies and Cirrhosis Lord for the leader.

Possible examples:

Teetotaler
Social Drunk
Wino
Souse
Lush
Boozer
Inebriate
Raging Dispomaniac
Cirrhosis Lord

I like that, Bren.

I think Lush should be the guild master's title given that your guild master is actually called Lushy. Lush Master?

Maybe we can incorporate some of WoW's drunken terminology in the list: Tipsy, Drunk, Completely Smashed...

These probably won't work, but I'll throw in my 2 favorite euphemisms for barfing:

Calling Dinosaurs
Barking at the Ants

I don't know if I can support losing fluffers and crackwhores.

I don't know if I can support losing fluffers and crackwhores.
Yeah I was thinking of keeping those.

I posted the latest ranks at the start of this thread. It's going to take some time to get used to but when I go messing with your ranks tonight I will at least have a reference to fix it all in the morning!

Let me know what you guys think of the suggested names....