Since no one plays anymore I have purchased 51% of Victorious Secret stock on the AH, and have named myself Lazy Peon.

The new guild name will be either El Pollo Grande or Hunson Abadeer.

Any dissenters to the new regime? Well PISS OFF!

Actually, El Pollo Grande would be an awesome guild name.

I think that there is a chicken tabard, also.

I recently decided that all I want for my birthday is El Pollo Grande. About $150 on eBay. I approve.

If only the officers weren't too busy playing Diablo, then they might be able to promote you so that you could properly take over.

I popped online over the weekend to make sure he wasn't doing any major damage. I think I do more damage on a drunken Friday night than anything else so I'm fine with our new overlord!

Hmmm...well...I sort of traded controlling interest to some chooch named Vinnie for half a pack of pall malls and one of those squishy stress dolls that the eyes pop out on.

The guy said he knew Im...so everything is on the up and up...OK.