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Pilsner 4965 posts
05-29-2012 9:27pm
In Miami. Yep, my hometown would be the place for the zombie invasion.

I take it most have read about the face eating zombie that the cops shot (word is that it was a flawless headshot) down there.

Well my hometown now can add cannibalism to it's resume. MIAMI REPRESENT!

TOP THAT ALBERTA!

We have zombies...you have rutabagas.
Trianna 3615 posts
05-30-2012 1:48pm
In Canada, they just mail body parts. Now this is Ottawa, not Alberta.
Pilsner 4965 posts
06-06-2012 12:27pm
Well I was wrong. A Canadian Pornstar (who resembles someone in our guild) tops the Miami zombie.

Cutting up (and eating parts some say) your girlfriend's body and mailing it to people; then flying to Europe wins the cake.
Sapphyre 12995 posts
06-06-2012 4:02pm
C-RoB 1956 posts
06-06-2012 6:55pm
I'd so do that :D
Frenial 6901 posts
06-07-2012 3:23am
I wish they would hold one of those here. I would sign up in a flash. :)
Styg 2529 posts
06-08-2012 11:27am
There was one in Alabama last year that I was going to do this year, but it isn't on the list any more.

Sadly, my cousin is getting married in Sept, so I won't be able to travel in August. Maybe Austin in Dec, want to come with Dondoh?
Pilsner 4965 posts
06-08-2012 12:08pm
There was one in Alabama last year that I was going to do this year, but it isn't on the list any more.

The locals in Alabama shot all of the participants thinking that they were actually zombies.
C-RoB 1956 posts
06-08-2012 12:08pm
naw have a standing rule to never go to, through, close too, etc. Alabama again
Styg 2529 posts
06-08-2012 12:09pm
naw have a standing rule to never go to, through, close too, etc. Alabama again

Alabama is no more, the December one is Austin.
C-RoB 1956 posts
06-08-2012 12:13pm
oh my bad :P

Not interested to drive that far for a 5k, even if it's a very cool 5k
Amonsul 3228 posts
06-11-2012 1:13pm
The locals in Alabama shot all of the participants thinking that they were actually zombies.

Had to, just to be sure. We don't take kindly to them there zombie fellers.
Pilsner 4965 posts
06-11-2012 9:35pm
Had to, just to be sure. We don't take kindly to them there zombie fellers.

Amon, my old man was born and raised in Birmingham, graduated from The University of Alabama's dental school, and was president of the Alabama Alumni Association down here.

As I have kin still living in Alabama; I am allowed to make fun of it.

I didn't want you to think that I was being a smartass with no 'Bama cred. :)
Amonsul 3228 posts
06-12-2012 12:51am
Your dad was from Birmingham, the nutsack of the south? (The city, not your dad)

I'm so sorry. (Interbama funpoking)

You know Alabama is the 49th state in so many things....THANK GOD FOR MISSISSIPPI!

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