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Here is Frenial obviously eyeballing something strategically important to NORTH AMERICAN SECURITY...like the rutabaga crop.

EXPLAIN IT AWAY! I DARE YOU!

What's to explain? I live in North America. Rutabagas are important to me. Both of these statements apply equally well to you, Pils. Why pillory me just because you have a photo of me surveying these things and I don't have one of you in your gnomish helicopter doing the same thing?

What you were doing to the rhubarbs though, that's a whole other matter. We may have to call in Iron Chef on that one.

I am a GOBLIN! Do not besmirch my genius by invoking that degenerate bunch of Paleo-Lithic Monkeys!

Helicopter, flying whosamawhatsit, whatever.

I notice you completely avoided the question about the rhubarb. What are you hiding, Pils?

Rhubarb is a laxative...so if I add that to the water supply...

WAIT A MINUTE! I am not the one on trial here! Clever robot you are.

You two should go on the road.

You two should go on the road.

YES. TO TORONTO!!