For those who had to miss the festivities, here's a taste. The majority came out of Dondoh's piehole. (Thanks to my "special lady-friend", as Trianna calls her, for documenting these.)

Chores are for bitches.

Help me speeeak!

I need to learn Semaphore for no more vodka

I wore my sodium overload britches this weekend.

My parents -- god bless 'em, they're morons.

Claim your pie!

My entire head felt like a giant scab.

New game: Gay or German?

Can I taste your steam whistle?

Craig has a sausage that's *this* long and *this* thick.

I heard you had a big problem with my moose.

I have to cram it into my face and wiggle it just to get it in there!

You're flingin' dang cheese at me willy-nilly!

Sorry, I'll be jamming my penis in an open light socket.

Let's go get our Timmy on!

Children are so frightening.

These fries were in the fry cellar. They're petrifries!

This chair is shaking me like a British nanny.

This is getting into bad-touch territory.

I need a massage Hoveround.

Tonight I'm gonna have to pound it in just to stretch it out.

I'll just fill my water bottle with chicken.

I invoke science!

I just pushed a button and it's humping me

I think you just suck it, honestly

Who wants to ride the chair of touching?

"you can't suck thru this!" "Sure you can, if it's like the one I have."

I just threw up inside my stomach.

Keep suckin' on that thing!

We're all gonna be dead from Meat strokes.

My whole body is tingling right now. And it's not a good tingle.

Actually, I was very tempted by the elderly japanese men.

My brother-in-law says the chainsaw will be ready later tonight.

I didn't get many onto the list, but I'll be proud that I got number 1!

Where are the other goddamn pictures????!!!////111//???