Daisy Duck.

Wine is something I've never had a taste for...until now.

I did not know that some wines taste like drinking Mezcal straight from the bottle.

Not long after boarding the ship, a Ukrainian woman named Anistaszia decided that I need to sample this red wine stuff.

Anistaszia was just outstanding, I need to move to the Ukraine, but I digress.

So this giant blond goddess decides that I should drink wine with her; she was like the blond from Der Ring des Nibelungen.

Anistaszia was well versed in wine...not your usual drink whore contracted out to sell drinks from the establishment.

more later.

What is this sipping wine???? Sip? Why not drink?

So I drank wine...not sipped wine...not smelled wine...I DRANK WINE.

We are on deck 12, which is this cool deck that you can watch movies on.

Of course, I was counting pixels of the ginormous screen.

Anistaszia was not impressed with my understanding of the delivery of the video to the audience.

More Later.

I demand pics of random objects on the boat.

I demand pics of random objects on the boat.

Dudeness...I am on this ship with 4 generations of my worthless genetic code.

I mananged not to kill anyone.

Right now I am trying to not break my FUCK FUCK FUCK

God knows I love the Pils. Still, as Bren stated, pics would be epic.

Run Mickey Run!!!

Me<-Jealous

I have never had even the remotest interest in going on a Disney cruise. However, now I'm reconsidering (provided Pils is there, of course).

Agreed about sipping wine... chug, chug, chug! Welcome to the dark side. Pretty soon I'll have you drinking wine from a box. ;)

Have you found your Mr. Smee yet?

Ugh...sick, sick, sick.

Why is it that every time you get back from vacation you instantly get a cold?

Mr. Smee was on the island; but it was 9:00 AM and I was not feeling well (wine flu).

Sounds like an interesting vacation. :D

I was not feeling well (wine flu).

I miss the wine flu. It was the best kind of flu.

This adventure is far from over; I've been too sick to compose...getting better, finally.

Disney has a very big screen...maybe a pixel is as big as your hand. Well I stared at these giant pixels for a long time. I ended up in the bow of the ship, I really should have taken pictures. Where I was, there was this point where service dogs could pee...no shit...I even think they baited the place to encourage dogs to pee there...guess what I did.

No...no...no. I have some couth.


It is very spooky way up under the bow of a giant ship. Odd hatches and the such.