30.00 a 1.75 at Publix.

Fuck-in-a

When Pils was discussing "1800 Margaritas" in guild chat, I thought he was talking about some sort of service like 1-800-CONTACTS only better because it was 1-800-MARGARITAS. I need to change my font on chatter because "1800" looked like "1 800".

Cuervo commercial.

Had a bad week? Want to get plowed? Not worried about being a raving jackass and general obnoxious pillock?

Dial 1800 TEQUILA! You wont regret it...until the next day.

CAVEAT: 1800 TEQUILA is not responsible for relationship issues, liver or kidney failure, or strange bedfellows.