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Pilsner 4965 posts
08-16-2013 9:14pm
I'm in...the marauder armour is pink, though. Burst damage tanks do not wear pink armour.

I am very comfortable in my skin...but TANKS DON'T WEAR GOD DAMN PINK ARMOUR!

I HAVE A FUCKING PINK EYEPATCH! Shit...I am playing a gay pirate. Ah well, I can roleplay a gay pirate , I suppose.

Maybe its the colour settings. Someone is playing a trick on me...but hey...I am open-minded.

Gay Pirate I am...named Lester Grim.

Love,

Lester Grim the Gay Pirate.

CAVEAT: In no way am I claiming that donning pink armour renders one gay, I am totally and completely making satirical reference. If one take my satire as improper, than I most humbly apologize.

Fuckin a...I should be a politician.

EDIT: I stand corrected...being forced to wear pink armour does instill a primal anger.
Kethi 640 posts
08-17-2013 3:26pm
The armor colors are pretty wild. I was a pink marauder as well, and now I have a purple viking helmet and purple leg guards. We all look like drunk clowns.
Pilsner 4965 posts
08-17-2013 4:58pm
We all look like drunk clowns.

I resemble that remark!
Pilsner 4965 posts
08-18-2013 10:42pm
OK, I bit.

Pre-ordered the fancy collectors edition today.

I have toons on several servers, due to full server issues...imagine that.

My main toon, Lester the fancy pirate, is a cook and a fisherman.

I have a Lalafell named Boopie Doop.

I've been trying to put a finger on why this game appealed to me...I think it is that there is no "Us vs. Them". I like that a great deal.
Pilsner 4965 posts
08-21-2013 10:07pm
If anyone is having issues registering the pre-order, make sure your profile on THE CODE PAGE (the page where you input the pre order code), your profile is up in the upper right hand corner, has the correct country, sex, etc.

The game somehow had my profile as a hot UK chick like Karen Gillan.

So, I disappointed it, and changed the profile to some hairy bugger named John from La Florida.

Voila, all was well, and my game is registered.
Pilsner 4965 posts
08-23-2013 11:15pm
And tomorrow it begins!
Kethi 640 posts
08-24-2013 7:42pm
We're on the Excalibur server, but I know it's a heavy traffic one.
Pilsner 4965 posts
08-25-2013 3:23pm
We're on the Excalibur server, but I know it's a heavy traffic one.

I'm on Midgardsomething...keeps blowing up, though.
Pilsner 4965 posts
08-25-2013 7:33pm
SWING AND A MISS!

All servers are full (throttled), Login servers hanging on by a thread, classic example of a failure of Biblical proportions.

Bottom line...if you cant even keep your early access folks connected; you are not ready for primetime.

Squeenix has dropped the ball twice in three years...who is going to pick it up and run with it now?

Stay away good people...stay far away.

Time to go farming suppose. Heh.

EDIT1: I could just wait a month till all the other folks give up...
Kethi 640 posts
08-25-2013 8:19pm
No kidding, this is a mess. So much for Early Access. We were able to play a bit yesterday, but the duty servers were down, so I couldn't do any of the main storyline quests OR my class quests. Which really limits you in terms of quests. I'm at the point that, if I can even log in, I'm just mindlessly killing things until I can do main/class quests to further the game.

But, that's not happening since NA/EU servers are either not found, or the world is too full. WTF are they going to do on Tuesday when it launches for reals??
Pilsner 4965 posts
08-26-2013 10:17pm
And the fucking server is still full. What a Goddamn piece of shit.

All of the mother fucking servers are full and its not even live yet.

What an idiot I am for thinking that they could get it right the second time.
Pilsner 4965 posts
08-29-2013 12:59am
Hmm...

My fishing is greatly superseding all my other talents.

I need to finish three dungeons, so I can use a retainer for all of my creations.

I am going to have to learn tanking in FFXIV, just so I can craft.

EDIT: Fish break your line here...steal your very expensive lures.
Pilsner 4965 posts
08-29-2013 2:01am
OK, pugs make me want to cry. I need a guild; Kethi, is your crew, core players?

Would they accept a core crafter/casual raider? I promise to behave as an adult.

I understand completely if they are hesitant, being that you all are a legacy crew.
Maligner 1923 posts
08-30-2013 5:45pm
http://www.guardianhq.com/

They've got about 30+ people playing and more applying as we speak. It's a great group of people. I can and will recommend you if you apply.

I am not playing FFIV which I imagine will increase the odds of you applying. :D
Pilsner 4965 posts
08-30-2013 11:26pm
Hmm...they look serious. I require a certain mindset of human to tolerate my less than serious play style.

Perhaps I can find a crew of scurvy dogs like we have/had here...probably not...VS is like the planets converging.

Thanks for directing me to the website , Mal.
Maligner 1923 posts
08-31-2013 1:55am
There is no place like VS so you might as well stop looking. TG is a good second bet for when you aren't playing Warcraft.
Pilsner 4965 posts
08-31-2013 3:43am
There is no place like VS so you might as well stop looking. TG is a good second bet for when you aren't playing Warcraft.

The guild looks fine; but would they have me is the problem.

I am on a sobriety kick thingy, maybe that will help.

I have decided that I want to live long enough to retire to the mountains, with a trout stream in my backyard.

So logically I will die next week of flesh eating bacteria, or rabies.
Kethi 640 posts
08-31-2013 6:37pm
we're not all legacy, pils. Zirex and I only played in the beta. the guild is pretty laid back, but seems like a lot of young ones sometimes. and they were just talking about having a crafting/chatting night.

here is their guild:
http://arealmreborn.enjin.com/
Kethi 640 posts
08-31-2013 6:41pm
Also, I'm Lynala Kitari and Zirex is Azalin D'nari on Excalibur. If nothing else, anyone who's on that server we can make a linkshell to chat together
Pilsner 4965 posts
08-31-2013 9:31pm
You think that anything that could possibly take place already has...

Now when I log in, the "Start" button is grayed out.

If the problems are not rectified by this time next week; I will eat the fifty bucks and go about my business.

EDIT: Thanks for the info, Kethi. I don't have a bloody clue what I will do at the moment.
Pilsner 4965 posts
09-01-2013 12:31am
Are the Guardians, Spartans? They seem very fancy.

I like the Crystal Keepers main rule...Don't be an asshole.

I think that I can achieve not being an asshole.
Kethi 640 posts
09-01-2013 5:06pm
I chose a Marauder thinking I'd be DPS, and now all I do is tank... Gladiator is also a tank class, but its a bit goofy in the beginning because you're wielding this itsy bitsy little dagger.
Kethi 640 posts
09-02-2013 3:50pm
This is one of the ugliest sets... and to think it started out butt-ass ugly purple before I dyed it. That's me and my buddy the Chocobokeep.

Pilsner 4965 posts
09-02-2013 4:56pm
Wow! You actually stayed logged long enough for a screenshot! Inconceivable!

If this upgrade tomorrow does not fix all the issues and give me an icecream cone, I will eat the cost of the game and go my merry way.

I don't care if Sqeenix can solve the world's fossil fuel dependence. I will never support another product of theirs ever again.
Maligner 1923 posts
09-04-2013 12:02pm
It's true that TG has a strict moral code. I guess I don't know what has you worried Pils. Flaming is a no no anywhere but just being yourself as long as you respect other people isn't a problem. I think you're great. Coming from me that doesn't mean anything though. :D
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