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Pilsner
4965 posts
Blizzard has decided that we all have it way too easy.
All mounts, flying or ground, are gone. Flightpaths gone, ships gone...swim motherfucker.
No ranged weapons, spells nothing. In fact, our only attack will be "fling feces".
Our characters will suffer from random blindness due to syphilis, alcoholic encephalopathy, and pinworms.
Blizzard is also getting rid of all character models, we can only choose from Frankie Muniz or Shia LaBeouf.
Both models will auto-attack one another anytime they aggro each other.
No more Alliance or Horde; just two breakdancing gangs named "the redhots" and "the buster poindexters"
Lastly all broadband will be throttled to the equivalent of a 300baud audio modem.
All mounts, flying or ground, are gone. Flightpaths gone, ships gone...swim motherfucker.
No ranged weapons, spells nothing. In fact, our only attack will be "fling feces".
Our characters will suffer from random blindness due to syphilis, alcoholic encephalopathy, and pinworms.
Blizzard is also getting rid of all character models, we can only choose from Frankie Muniz or Shia LaBeouf.
Both models will auto-attack one another anytime they aggro each other.
No more Alliance or Horde; just two breakdancing gangs named "the redhots" and "the buster poindexters"
Lastly all broadband will be throttled to the equivalent of a 300baud audio modem.
Ben_Afflack
1051 posts
I'm going with Shia Labeouf but only if he is intoxicated from Whiskey, otherwise I am going Muniz pre Malcolm in the Middle.
Frenial
6901 posts
10-28-2014 11:43pm
Classes will be distinguished by how the feces are flung:
- Mage: feces are magically propelled at you
- Rogue: sneaks up behind you and puts them down the back of your shirt
- Warlock: like mage, only the feces are set on fire first
- Priest: like mage, with profuse apologies to their god afterward
- Warrior: hurled with the combined might and fury of a thousand burning suns
- Death knight: two words - undead feces
- Paladin: asking all the while when the last time was that you went to church
- Druid: think seagull
- Monk: feces thrown from one foot away are enough to knock you on your back
- Hunter: the hunter commands their pet to throw the feces
- Shaman: only one ability, shitstorm
- Mage: feces are magically propelled at you
- Rogue: sneaks up behind you and puts them down the back of your shirt
- Warlock: like mage, only the feces are set on fire first
- Priest: like mage, with profuse apologies to their god afterward
- Warrior: hurled with the combined might and fury of a thousand burning suns
- Death knight: two words - undead feces
- Paladin: asking all the while when the last time was that you went to church
- Druid: think seagull
- Monk: feces thrown from one foot away are enough to knock you on your back
- Hunter: the hunter commands their pet to throw the feces
- Shaman: only one ability, shitstorm
Pilsner
4965 posts
Shaman: only one ability, shitstorm
+10
+10
Pilsner
4965 posts
There is going to be an 80-person naked only raid (RL...not in-game) against Metallica.
The goal is to bootleg as many Metallica songs before Lars Ulrich frenzies and his drums explode for 50000 damage (which used to be what happened when I sneezed).
A sidequest is to keep James Hetfield from getting into the pandas beer supply.
The goal is to bootleg as many Metallica songs before Lars Ulrich frenzies and his drums explode for 50000 damage (which used to be what happened when I sneezed).
A sidequest is to keep James Hetfield from getting into the pandas beer supply.
Trianna
3615 posts
Does anyone know why are certain addons that track damage still seem to be displaying pre-squish numbers. (Specifically I've experienced this with Recount, Skada, and Mik's Scrolling Battle Text.) They are telling me I have unpossible DPS. Or it may just be my new ability: Shitstorm.
Edit: Never mind. I was hitting the level 85 training dummy. Things appear right on the 90 dummy. Boss dummies have been updated to 100+.
Edit: Never mind. I was hitting the level 85 training dummy. Things appear right on the 90 dummy. Boss dummies have been updated to 100+.
Bichhu
487 posts
11-13-2014 3:14pm
- Death knight: two words - undead feces
Is this going to be extra stinky? then DKs will be op....nerf the undead feces....its unfair....
Grommley
662 posts
11-30-2014 4:59pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI
I'll just leave this here....
I'll just leave this here....
