Hello everyone! Nostalgia trip of glory here today. How is everyone? What are you all doing? Where can I change all of your gun sounds to me saying "Boom," "Bang," and "Penis"?

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!

It's been good.  Things are quiet.  People are away doing stuff.  Fox is leading a small group of rebels to help overthrow a crackpot foreign government.  Rastus is recovering from that skiing accident in the Alps - doing well I hear, and the arm they grafted on is barely noticeable for its being double-jointed and belonging to a man three times his size.  Amanda has opened her own clothing boutique and perfume store, specializing in flashy undergarments for turtles (they're whores you know).  Pils has retired and is currently running a cruise line in his spare time, while Shadian and Linnaris are single-handedly cornering the market in the lucrative Arctic fruits and vegetables sector.  Sapph is working on setting the world record in hammock-lounging, having already reached 3 years 11 months 5 days.  The Don has become incorporeal and either ascended or descended - we're unsure of which just yet.  And I believe X was last seen adhering to Mount Rushmore attempting to become a giant fridge magnet.

How are things with you?

I read that as "I love your feces"