Hi. My name is Lux (okay it's not really) and I am loooonnnneeeely and need friends. Okay, so the Don suggested I try posting on Craigslist.com. Well, I went over there and they are a bunch of druggie weirdos. No thanks. I'm not being snobby or anything, they just all seemed either creepy or they just were looking for someone to get high with.
And Ben suggested Myspace.com. I did a search for Massachusetts and the closest I could come up with is some chick who is my age, lives in Woostah and is heavily into industrial music. She seemed kinda boring. And she's the President of my honors fraternity at my school and the bitch can't even spell "worthwhile" (she thinks it's "worthwild.") So now I kinda hate her.
Any other suggestions? Who knows of an awesome personals/friendfinder site?

I'm the wrong person to ask...

With the exception of the people on this site, I have very few friends that I'm not in a band with.


But, I didn't want to look like I was ignoring you. :)

is icq still around?

HAHAHAHAH......Noone wants to be your friend because you are an elitist, judgemental fool.


Try Prostitution, you'll make plenty of friends.

you are an elitist, judgemental fool.

I am totally judgemental.  :(  The chick doesn't even read real books!  Harry Potter doesn't count!  I want a friend who would like to talk about books with me!  BAH.
And Brown, as one of those "real friend, but only once a year when you see me" people, I don't want to even HEAR YOUR COMMENTS.

ooooooh

...we need our dnd nights again.

Hey youve seen me 3 or 4 times in the last 6 months (+ the other nights when The Don is away).... so stop frontin'


I can discuss books with you. Recently I have read (To my Children):

Curious George
New Shoes for Delila
Mimi's Toes

Which would you like to hold a round table on?



And yes, we do need our D&D nights again!

Maybe you should do the Fight Club thing? Support groups? Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow.

Interesting idea...keep 'em coming!

myspace, hello, yahoo 360

Get hit in the head with a brick, then get a job as a bagger at safeway and everybody can be your friend!

Ben has other uses for bricks and they are NASTY!

Don't forget the 'dress in red skanky vinyl dresses with ripped fish nets on and a bikini top' option.

Sher, I'm not looking for cheap sex, I'm looking for a friend. Preferably female. Preferably someone who is around my age, likes the stuff I like (for the most part), is smart, is sane, and would really like to spend time with me. I just wrote a personal ad. :p

Well I was going for 'funny' but apparently went WAY off the mark. :P

There's nothing wrong with personal ads.

It must be the 'Lou Ferrigno in drag' avatar that is fucking up your chi.

I have trouble believing you didnt find anyone on myspace, are you searching right? Theres a bajillion people on there