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Sherica
0 posts
12-22-2005 6:13am
Ok, first of all, if you have a life, just get rid of it right now... because we will not tolerate ANY SLACKING GAMERS in our guild.
Ok, second of all... I forget, but it's very fucking important that you read this because I could edit it in the future and then you'll be SORRY because you won't have the correct information, then we can boot you from the guild and throw rocks at you.
Ok, so here's the deal: There will be a mandatory !FUN! event where we waste oodles of time doing ridiculous stuff... and if anybody NOT affiliated with VS or VS ASSociates wants to join then they MUST complete 'Ben's Formal Application to Becoming an ASSociate'. We do not promise to even read the application but at least you will know that you MIGHT be able to be in our elite presence at some time in the distant future. If at any time you disappoint us, then we will burn you on a pyre and feast on your scorched bones. Because Doofus tastes oh so delicious.
After this !FUN! event, there will be much drinking and merriment, but only the virtual kind as some of us can't handle our grog. The price of this privilege (for ASSociates and n00bs only) will be 10 gold, payable in small coins, to the entire guild, as we will be the ones who have to put up with everyone asking us dumb questions and the stress of coming up with biting, witty, sarcastic comments.
Also, any loot you find while doing the !FUN! event will be donated to the lowbie guild members as an act of contrition for making our Super! Uber! Elite! Guild! put up with your sorry asses.
Ok, second of all... I forget, but it's very fucking important that you read this because I could edit it in the future and then you'll be SORRY because you won't have the correct information, then we can boot you from the guild and throw rocks at you.
Ok, so here's the deal: There will be a mandatory !FUN! event where we waste oodles of time doing ridiculous stuff... and if anybody NOT affiliated with VS or VS ASSociates wants to join then they MUST complete 'Ben's Formal Application to Becoming an ASSociate'. We do not promise to even read the application but at least you will know that you MIGHT be able to be in our elite presence at some time in the distant future. If at any time you disappoint us, then we will burn you on a pyre and feast on your scorched bones. Because Doofus tastes oh so delicious.
After this !FUN! event, there will be much drinking and merriment, but only the virtual kind as some of us can't handle our grog. The price of this privilege (for ASSociates and n00bs only) will be 10 gold, payable in small coins, to the entire guild, as we will be the ones who have to put up with everyone asking us dumb questions and the stress of coming up with biting, witty, sarcastic comments.
Also, any loot you find while doing the !FUN! event will be donated to the lowbie guild members as an act of contrition for making our Super! Uber! Elite! Guild! put up with your sorry asses.
Lux_Lisbon
11443 posts
I guess I know where I'll be xmas day...
The Don
7138 posts
mmmm.... doofus.
Ben_Afflack
1051 posts
hahaha awesome
Sherica
0 posts
04-21-2006 8:48pm
More bumpage lovage goodage stuffage.
Ingomar
0 posts
05-04-2006 8:18pm
THIS IS GOOD TIMES AND GREAT OLDIES RIGHT HERE.
jamisia
4240 posts
05-04-2006 8:25pm
Fine, I'll pay your 10 gold. I'm going to buy enough Alterac Swiss that you can SELL IT ALL BACK to recoup 10 gold (that should be around 200 stacks, I think).
TAKE DAT HUSSY! That's my contribution to the ASSociates Guild!
TAKE DAT HUSSY! That's my contribution to the ASSociates Guild!
Sherica
0 posts
05-04-2006 8:57pm
We already took your 'contribution' out last weekend.. when you were passed out... by the sheep... and the midget stole your socks... and put toothpaste in your boxers.
So THERE! Ya feel that? HUH??HUH???
So THERE! Ya feel that? HUH??HUH???
jamisia
4240 posts
05-04-2006 9:18pm
MY MOJO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
