A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer drawer' with his foot!)

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Today I pass this on to you. Pass it on to someone who is a friend
to you.....

Passed on.....to my trash can.


Mooshy ass shit! What kind of mood are you in today?

;)

Mooshy ass shit!

Guilty! Of over redundancy.

I was probably trying to prove a point, or maybe just felt like putting my own spin on the stupid spam posts from dominicide. Who the hell knows.

A simple friend won't rat you out to the police. A real friend will help you hide the body.

:D

A simple friend won't rat you out to the police. A real friend will help you hide the body.


My best friend has told me that a number of times when he was wasted....

"Dude, I'd help you hide a body."

Maybe there's something he isn't telling me. :P

Passed on.....to my trash can.


That was funny. Yes you must add hide a body in your list sher.