Dear Mr. Killian,

My overnight package did not arrive as you promised. If it is more convenient, I can arrange to pick up my FREE case of genuine domestic bottled beer at a local (to me) establishment. Thanks again for inviting me into your guild.

Yours sincerely,

Maligner


P.S. Hello to everyone else. If you also have a FREE gift for me, let me know so I can supply my address. It is very nice to meet you.

Most truly,

Maligner

P.P.S I hope to be in-game tomorrow morning as I have arranged to skip out of work. However, my girlfriend (or kept woman as I lovingly refer to her) has also arranged to skip out of work. Therefore, I will be on-line as long as I can put her off after which time I will enjoy the rest of the day in her company. Again, it's so very nice to be in such a good group of well rounded and intelligent gamers.

Warmest regards,

Maligner

P.P.P.S Please add MALIGNER to the spell checker. I appreciate your prompt and courteous attention to this matter.

Best wishes,

Maligner

Hi maligner! Your FREE gift should be in the mail soon and welcome to our special brand of Crazy.

I feel warm and safe already. I smell womb!

I better get back to work... :mad:

Hi, I'm here for the free beer and chicks!

Oh, and welcome to the guild!

He smells womb, Lux... close your legs.

Welcome Maligner!

Howdy Maligner!

I didn't get anything in the mail either... can these freebies be retroactive?

Yeah, I want some free beer too!!! No wombs, please.