Well here is another guild that I seem to see a lot of these days. Elune, such a brilliant and original name! I’m sure they took an entire five minutes to come up with that one. But you know what they say, don’t judge a guild by their guild name. Ok, so I haven’t actually heard anyone say that but I think you understand what I’m getting at here. In this case their originality and personality is one in the same. Drab and boring, I’d rather spend time recycling used woman’s feminine hygiene products then to actually read the dialogue in their forums.

Total Active Players: 151

Guild Officers: Stormrages

Currently they are not recruiting, which ultimately works out to everyone’s benefit. However, when they were actively seeking out followers to drink the Kool-Aide, their recruitment piece looks like this:

“Dedicated players who can raid 4-5 times a week consistently. We are looking for experiences players with epic gear already and who have alot of skill in their class. We are looking for team players who are willing to work with our established core to move through BWL.”

More hardcore people who can’t spell. Stop spending 10 hours a day in MC, pick up a book and get a feeling for how sentence structure works. Now don’t even think about applying to Elune if you are not already attuned to MC, BWL and Onyxia. Special preference is given to those who have fire resistant gear. Just a little heads up for those who may want to take a break from having fun while gaming to dedicating your soul to Elune. In case you haven’t scratched your eyeballs out of your skull yet and you want some gear from all these epic raids, you’re going to need to be a Core member of Elune. That would require attendance of 4 or more raids per week and don’t think you can bluff your way through this one; they will be taking member attendance to ensure no funny business.

Last but not least, it’s my honor to present to you the fearless leader of Elune, Stormrages and his lovely better half. If I were as ugly as this man is, I would hold onto this woman like grim death.

LMAO @ your closing remarks.

I love these guild reports!

Like grim death...bahahahahahah!

Very nice, Ben! Keep 'em comin'!

lol, that was awesome.

I love this, Ben. But I'm going to edit it for ya because...I have to.
Dude...raiding 4 - 5 times a WEEK? I bet guild chat looks exactly like Dominicide's too...(no one talks except to bitch about something game-related or to flash some uber item for everyone to see.)

Heh, I should pass it to you before posting it for edits. I have no idea what was wrong with that one but I bet I had some here or there, thoughts fall out of my head faster then I can type.

Thanks!