Well it’s that time again for me to drop some more knowledge on you all about another guild here on the Etrigg server. Today’s topic will be Musa, I am fairly certain that you guys have seen these folks around.

Who is Musa? Aside from sounding like some sort of laxative they claim to be a “strong and proud guild”. I won’t bore you with their entire intro piece but I will give you a brief paragraph:

“Everyone joining Musa should also know a few technical aspects of the guild. Should you be chosen to join our ranks you will undergo a 2-4 week trial period. During this period your rank will be "initiate". If yuo survive in our guild for those 2-4 weeks, you will become a full member.”

Musa, a guild that strikes fear into the hearts of others led by the deadly and dangerous… http://home.hccnet.nl/July.Anne/CSbanner.gif

Yes again, they can’t spell worth a damn. Spellchecker people spellchecker, you can compute the DKP points in your head but you refuse to utilize the spellchecker.

Gotta love the fact that you are “chosen” to be in this guild, apparently it’s an honor of some sorts. Musa is looking for the “chosen” one in fact a very small percentage actually make it into this elite group. The rest of you, well you're inferior and can burn in holy hell with a pineapple in your ass for all that they care.

Primarily a raiding guild as you can see here from the breakdown of these numbers:

Musa of Eitrigg (PvE-CST) Total Members: 136 (+0 Alts)
Average Level: 55
- Level 60: 107
- Level 50-59: 13
- Level 40-49: 3
- Level 30-39: 4
- Level 1-29: 9
Last updated: Fri 10th Feb, 6:12pm (EST)

That’s an ass load of level 60s. Same issues apply here with these raiding guilds it seems. However they take their recruitment really far and what I mean by this is depending on what class you are, they want to know everything about your toon. For example:

“Paladins, you will melee sometimes and will heal more than anything else in end game instances. We'll need to know your equipment, mana and hp. Also, let us know if you are willing to download mods to help you heal (ctraid) and cleanse (decursive).”

Yes and they will also need to know how often you take a shit, the last thing they need is somebody needing to take a shit during their raid time. So get regular if you're looking to join this group and just cross your fingers that your regularity doesn’t fall into the designated raiding times.

Just another “Elite” “Uber” “Phat Lewt” guild that is trying to be the biggest and best on the server and maybe someday we all can be a part of a guild that makes us punch a time card and pays in DKP. I think I would rather be the guy with the shovel that follows the horses around during a parade. Either way you still smell like shit but at least with this you’ll have a few dollars in your pocket.

Hahahah! The Deadly and Dangerous Chickenstrip!

Don't mess with him. I hear he has 3 types of dipping sauce at his command.

punch a time card and pays in DKP. Ben, you're a genius. :D

Wonderfully written Ben! You don't need to be regular, just bring your poopsock!

CHICKENSTRIP THE BARBARIAN. This will be making me laugh all day.

(All shit-schedules are to be completed in triplicate and signed no less than 3 weeks before the raid...)

I hear that chickenstrip the mighty barbarian strikes fear into his enemies by waving his mighty poopsock!

/raid hey guys, I had taco bell for lunch.. I have an unscheduled shit
sigh. fuck, ok. How many DKP do you bid for unscheduled shit?
/raid you're kidding, I really gotta go man. I will brb
You have been removed from the guild!

Hehe, this stuff is great Ben. :)

Thanx all!

Aptly put Ben, once more a most lucrative write up in its encompassing broadminded sense of being en compassingly broadminded. Great job!

I give it one thumb up! i would give two but i need the other hand to hold the poopsock.

Ben, I had an experience today with a turdmuncher from the guild Strictly Business. His name was Redhunter and another dude from there named Thedragon. Yeah I know. But I'd like to know something about them and how to get in touch with their 'leader' if indeed one does exist.

Anybody who approaches a person, simply standing on a boat, by saying 'u fucking fag' and then 'do u have nething u dont want' and then 'u poof' and then 'u fucking wimp'... anybody who approaches people by saying those things deserves a spotlight, don't you think?

Ben, I had an experience today with a turdmuncher from the guild Strictly Business. His name was Redhunter and another dude from there named Thedragon. Yeah I know. But I'd like to know something about them and how to get in touch with their 'leader' if indeed one does exist.

Anybody who approaches a person, simply standing on a boat, by saying 'u fucking fag' and then 'do u have nething u dont want' and then 'u poof' and then 'u fucking wimp'... anybody who approaches people by saying those things deserves a spotlight, don't you think?


That's horrible. You could make a post on the WoW Eitrigg forum looking for the leader. Some people are just ass hats.

I hope you reported them in-game.

Ugh.

Musa came from Bloodhoof. They take the game waaaaaaaaaaaay too seriously.

Harbringers of Death also came from Bloodhoof, and you have to be atleast lvl 50 to get in. I know a couple of the people in there and they're safe to group with. If you ever do a raid with them try to get into a group with Aprifex - he's a bad ass.

I'm glad this guild is the exact oppisite, regret not pulling myother toons from BH.