I've been wanting to do this for almost two years.

I bought a new computer!

It's a 15.4 inch widescreen laptop.

/e does a little dance while he waits for it to arrive on the 1st of April.

Grats man!

now for the High-Def Porn!

mmmm.... porn. grats foxay!

A new porn machine! Congrats!

Uh oh - you just cursed yourself, Fox. It's not really arriving...it was all a cruel joke. There's no way anything that arrives on April 1st can perform as expected! ;)

Rod!

I got it.

Holy shit I had no idea this game looked this good.

I also checked out the 500+ mb demo of the new Tomb Raider - not too shabby.

As far as porn goes, the most I've had time for is watching the water run off Laura when she gets out of the water.

This thing kicks bottom. I <3 Alienware!

XD

I played the demo for the new Tomb Raider game, I'm definitely going to have to buy it. They paid attention to recent game trends. The game mechanics are almost identical to Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.

ROCK.

I masturbated to her spread in the new pc gamer last night. delicious.

Congrats fox!! Lux, I need a new pc.