Supposed to be sleeping, but nooooo. I keep getting distracted by things like MySpace quizzes and other stuff.
Been up since 14:23 yesterday because some impotent asshat had to wake me up by banging on my freaking door and why do you ask?!! Who knows, the asshole had the wrong damn address!

So now I'm going to try and sleep for like 3 hours because I need to get up and go down to pick up my weekly slap-in-the-face from my incompetent employer and then drive all the way home in a vain attempt to get to the bank before it closes because goddamn we all know how extremely overworked these bank tellers are what with their pathetically easy job counting money and sitting on their duffs in nice air-conditioned banks surrounded by mass oodles of cash and all major holidays off not too mention other holidays that NOBODY ON THE FREAKIN PLANET observes, just banks and postal workers and car dealerships who love to have stupid things like Presidents Day sales even though Washington and Lincoln NEVER EVEN SAW a goddamn automobile let alone drove one.
Then I have to take what measly money I have left after the soon-to-be-ex-whore robs me blind in the name of "child support" which she goes and spends on herself anyway so they should just call it slut support which if you think about it I'm supporting prostitution so does that make me a pimp? probably a john or a senator. Anywho I get to run down to wallymart to pick up some more Dr Pepper and gummy bears for tonights gaming all the while dodging that evil $5 DVD bin which reminds me that Narnia came out this week so I need to pick it up and leave it on the shelf with king kong and a slew of others that I haven't watched yet because this game is consuming my soul.

Of course this sleep thing isn't going to happen because I'm some sort of freak that gets insomnia every spring and lets not forget the inbread redneck dildo's that live next door making all sorts of noise cleaning up their 8'x15' yard so they can fill it up with an ASSortment of plastic livestock, were talking ducks, chickens and goddamn flamingos. last year they had so many of the damn things in there they couldn't even walk to the other side to water the jungle of ugly-ass plants they got out of some swamp somewhere.
In the off chance that it is nice and quiet I still won't be able to sleep because I have all these completely random thoughts bouncing around in my head all the damn time all to the tune of the imperial march theme oh yeah thanks again for that Sherica. Useless information like myriads of movie quotes paint schemes for miniatures I'll never get around to painting anyway and how badly they're going to fuck up the Transformers movie those bastards, and Michael Gambone sucks as Dumbledore why couldn't they get somebody like Ian Macklellan not like he hasn't had any experiece playing old wizards come on now. And then the WoW stuff starts to leak in like why won't that sumbitch Heathsinger drop my damn songbird blouse and oh yeah what were the enchanting components I had to check the AH for and what hell is up with Blizzards love of this 3% droprate shit?!!
because I'm really getting sick of looking at the same old armor for the last 3 months, now if my toon looked like Jennifer Love Hewitt I wouldn't mind but noooo, I gotta be an elf with ears so damn long you could skewer a rhino on them. Or I get to shift into catform with that god-awful ear twitch that they added in this patch seriously wtf is up with that it looks like I'm signaling aircraft or something.
Jennifer Love Hewitt in a warbear harness and warbear woolies...... mmmm...... Black Mageweave armor.....

Ripp, are you channelling Torrin? Because you really, really, really, really sound like him. :)

...yeah, don't get me started on the Michael Gambon thing. I'm pretty sure I already posted his freaky interview where he says "Oh, I don't try to understand the story... I just play myself." WTF... and this guy claims to be a Shakespearean actor? what an incredibly large ego, to think that "himself" is perfect for any part. Wait... I said I wasn't going to get started on that. Shutting up now. :(

Ummm...okay...get some sleep there Ripp :-\

On a positive note, you got Bruce back.

I love rants.

Just let it all out ripp feels like taking a good shit doesnt it?

Group hug?

That was totally WICKED! It was just so completely awesome, I'm... I'm in some sort of... state of amused shock. Just fabulous.

I demand more. Slut support. Oh. My. God. Ripp. Funny.

Needs more Caps lock, and bold print, gotta REALLY LET LOOSE!
Love ya,
Mean it
:)

I think you're a little repressed, and it'll hurt you later. Tell us how you REALLY feel. ;)

(Wooo rants! Hahahahaha)