We've always been a tight knit little bunch of gamers. And for the longest time, it was just me and Lux, the only estrogen in a sea of testicles. It's great to have so many new and FRESH! girls around to chat about... well, those things that we chat about. That didn't quite sound as poetic as I had hoped, but whatever, I'm sick, let it go...

We've grown soooo much lately, and have had the glorious pleasure of adding to our 'group' with some truly terrific, loony, sassy, nerdy, crazy, wonderful individuals. And my use of adjectives is going through the roof.

I, for one, am floored by the wit and smarts of most of the people in this guild. And the never-ending flow of caring and giving that is constantly present (no matter what certain crazy fucked up ex-guildies had to say). I just love to sit back and read all of the crazy comments that happen in guild chat now. There are so many that I miss a lot, and there have been times I have gone afk for a few minutes, only to come back and scroll, just to be sure that I didn't miss something hilarious or terrific. You guys are terrific, even if you do hoard your oranges and ninja the goddamn cheese. :D

And there. That's my obligatory, yearly, mushy post. Eat me.

It tastes like burning!

Get over here for the group hug!

I am sitting here all spread and waiting for my deep, feely hug!

That was really sweet.


We should all rub our genitals together.

I agree!

And I'm new!

(Is it sad that some of my only friends with boobies are in this guild?!)

we'll be sad together Shmoo, because I'm exactly the same way.

I love all you guys! *Sniff*

For serious.

All of this friendship and adoration must end. It's making me uncomfortable being the cold and distant dick I've tried to be.

Well, if it's going to be cold and distant I'm just going to get a popsicle instead.

... You mean ... it's NOT a popsicle?

VAL, YOU LIED TO ME. AND MY MOM.

That was just pillowtalk, baby.

Um, speaking of wit and smarts, are we allowed to let 'er rip on the publically-viewable threads or do we have a professional image to maintain?

I'm talking specifically on the "purposal" the DKP-er posted.

I debated ripping on "pretty" but decided it wasn't worth it.

Yeah, I decided to keep my mouth shut, since it was on a public forum. Maybe we could put a copy of it on the VS Eyes Only site, and then let everyone have at it ;)

As guild consiglieri I must advise against the public bashing of other guild representatives. It's gonna make us look worse then them in the long run.

Ben is wise in the ways of the Force.
Sherica is wise in the ways of the SMILIES OF DOOM.

As guild consiglieri I must advise against the public bashing of other guild representatives. It's gonna make us look worse then them in the long run.

Screw you Ben!!! Oh wait, I akchuly agree with that. Our "friend" Pretty's post was out there for a while before a copy was posted in the VS Eyes only forum, and I think everyone did a wonderful job of biting their tongues and not responding publicly.

I didn't mock or bash them!!! I was VERY fucking polite, concise and even offered them a FUCKING MUFFIN! Bitch don't make me get mad...

You all showed a remarkable job of restraint, now killi lock that fucken topic before brown gets to it!

Shit. What did we miss...?

You do realize that after reading Sherica's post and all the responses made me break down and cry :'( You can have all the cheese Sher.

Jam, Vraj, Arolaide and Valneron all know Im a kind hearted person that will do anything for you guys.. (will wait for the replys on that one). I think its great to see so many getting on Vent and screaming ... Get if off me..

Jam, Vraj, Arolaide and Valneron all know Im a kind hearted person that will do anything for you guys.. (will wait for the replys on that one). I think its great to see so many getting on Vent and screaming ... Get if off me..


Far too easy. I won't say anythin.... aw fuck that.

Do anything for us? How about you start changing your diaper?

Damn you and your locks Sherica and Lux!!!!!! You fuckahs!

Seeing Sherica started this mushy mess, let this brotha finish it...

I wanted to fuckin say I'm so fucking in love with all you fuckin new guildies that I could just fuckin shit my pantaloons in joy! You all are the greatest fuckin bunch of fuckahs that I have ever fuckin been involved with.

Again...I fuckin Love all yous guildies(especially the sexy new bitches and ho's that Sherica refers to in the first post.)