I'm looking to change the app up a little. Help me come up with some questions that will really help in filtering out asshats and those that simply won't fit.

Victorious Secret Guild Application:

1. What class and level are the characters you wish to bring into VS?

2. What are your in-game professions and proficiency in said professional skills?

3. Do you know anyone in VS from in-game, real life or a past life?

4. How did you discover VS?

5. Why do you want to join VS?

REAL LIFE QUESTIONS:

6. How old are you?
(not that it really matters because we have all ages in VS -- we're just nosy and want to know)

7. Male, female or Undecided?
(we have a mix of them all)

8. Where do you live? Just a state or country will suffice.
(doesn't matter, we have people from ALL over. we're just curious)

9. Other MMO games played?

10. What is your favorite Ben Affleck movie?
(none is perfectly acceptable)

11. Favorite band?
(This question can be replaced with "Favorite Cheese Product?" or "Favorite Corey?" -- applicants discretion)

12. What is the meaning of life?

Can we ask if they have any goals for their time it WoW? If they say something like "Full tier 3 armor and an epic flying mount," then we know we have a problem.

oooh good idea Gleja.

Can we ask if they have any goals for their time it WoW? If they say something like "Full tier 3 armor and an epic flying mount," then we know we have a problem.


VERY good idea.

Oh yes. Perfect.

I was gonna suggest "What's your thoughts on DKP?" but Gleja's is better.

Amanda sent me an in-game tell that stated that she was VERY sad that there was no mention of "wicked smart 14 year olds".

Many of our current members found us by trolling the WoW forums, and then found the VS post. There are some things on that post that would either turn people off, or make them say "Hell yes, that's what I am looking for!". If I remember correctly, it says something like if you want a high-end raiding guild looking for phawt lewt, then we're not for you. I think something like this should be added to the application.

We need to change the last question though, if someone says '42' without knowing wtf it means I will asplode!

How about:

"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?"

Or change it to

How many roads must a man walk down?

I think the answer is blowing in the wind....and that Chicken Guy is a damn liar! Estarrrrrio!

Any other suggestions?

I added 2 new questions to the app.

How about: "If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be, and why?" I think that should cause some major head explosions!!

Bachelor number 1: If I were a Hostess snackcake, which one would I be?

Doesn't matter which one you are, I will still pump you full of creamy filling.

Lux = pwnt

*giggles* Oh you're a cheeky one! Okay, Bachelor number 2? Same question.