Welcome to The VS Validation Room


I'm sure you are asking yourself, "Do I need to be validated?" We all need validation, why else would we join a guild? Please review the questions below. If you can answer yes to any single question, then please post in the topic to receive validation:


Do you feel that you just aren't receiving enough validation lately?

Do cold and distant officers have you feeling down?

Have you improved your DPS and nobody has noticed?

Do you feel like nobody appreciates your ever growing poopsock collection?

Do you love Alterac Swiss?

Does the thought of a large man dressed like a chicken secretly turn you on?


*If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then post here to be validated!*


Terms and Conditions

~VS accepts no liability for damages that result from man-chicken nightmares
~The Chicken Dewd is a busy guy, Please be patient whilst waiting to be validated.
~You may receive validation once per calendar day. Subsequent validation posts will result in nonstop heckling from the chicken.
~Please DO NOT eat the eggs
~Tips and gratuitous owl bum pats are welcome!
~DPS assessments are included in your validation free of charge.
~There are no rain checks, refunds or anything that might cost the chicken any ph@t L3wts. Chicken dewd uses these for rooster disco night.

Hi. My name is Agnes and I need to be validated.
Ya'll I totally ranked number 1 last night on Torrin's Dmg-o-meter and no one congratulated me! Do you know how much that hurts??? I show up, get hit with Pal's poopsock, die a billion times, get some balloon hat that makes me look like a warlock poseur and no one cuts me a break! *sob* Oh great chicken...tell me I am good enough. Our officers are just a bunch of bitches!

Hello there Agnes! Lately, I have noticed a profound boost in your DPS. You even topped the charts on one of Oshu's damage meters! Way to go!!! I'm so glad to be in the same guild as you! We shall be close friends forever! Did I mention how sexy your recently posted pics are? The don is one lucky man!

A current look at your DPS meter:

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Congratulations! You scored a perfect ten on the Chicken's patented DPS O Meter! That means that you attack mobs with the fury of a billion soiled poopsocks! Way to go!

Hahahah! Thank you, Chicken Dewd!

I miss Estarrrrrrio.

I missed the sexy pictures :doh:

I wasn't hear for this originally but if you want to see a guy dress in a chicken go here. http://www.subservientchicken.com/
You can type in the field what you want him to do. jump, spin, fall, dance. A whole bunch of stuff.

Estarrio was our first Moonkin, I do believe. He was our "chicken dude." I miss him too!

This thread is awesome!

I miss Chicken Butt!! *cry*

I've traveled all over Azeroth and Outlands with the sole goal of increasing my collection of rare and exotic poopsticks... and no one has even come over to see them yet. *sniff*

It all started as a young lad in Dun Morogh. I scouted that yeti cave for weeks waiting for one to poop outside of it. One day, while eating lunch, I heard one walking through the trees. After stealthing around him, I was able to find this gigantic deposit of poop he had left. In almost a state of awe and grace, I picked up a stick and collected my prize.

Upon my return home, mother was aghast at my newly found hobby. I was forced to leave the sacred stick out in the shed behind our hut.

And so began my quest to give poopsticks the proper display and admiration they so rightly deserve.

To this day I have collected 169.5 different poopsticks. None more prized to me then that of the Epoch Hunter itself (though getting that one is a story for another day).

I do hope someday, somewhere, people will travel from far distant lands to behold my collection. I hope to break ground on "Rapskallion's Poopstick Museum" in south eastern Elwynn Forest as soon as all the permits are returned.

Of course... VS members will have special pre-screening passes so you all can appreciate it before the public.

All hail the poopstick!!

I am in awe of Rapskallion.

/tear

I miss chicken man as well!

I posted that we miss him on his MySpace. We'll see if he responds/is still alive or what.

Do cold and distant officers have you feeling down?
Yes. Yes they do. I have requested that several dance with no pants on and have been refused. Well, mainly just Fox.

Have you improved your DPS and nobody has noticed?
Yes! The other day I like totally hit my sister in the head with a coffee cup and no one was impressed!