WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR ( er, or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

It's funny because it's true!
I have done that last one SO MANY TIMES.
Clearly it is those damn shoes!

Number 4 is me. Dead on.

#2 is me ;( But with the corollary: 'BECAUSE OF THIS NEWFOUND THIRST FOR VIOLENCE, THOSE AROUND US MAY SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES, PARTICULARLY IF THEY ARE MALE'

This is why drinking is a co-ed sport.

Please Lux, #2 and #6 are you. Dead on!

I may have done 6 at one point but I do NOT dance with my arms over my head. Noooooo!

I want pics of #11.

Do a google search for "japanese schoolgirl waterworks."

No, I want FUNNY pics, not twisted Japanese pr0n.

I still don't understand that tentacle crap.

I've peed on the bathroom rug while drunk before so... I suppose that puts me on a number 11, sorta. I'm just about ALL of these. Yup. Absolutely.

Hoping to be a few of them tonight. And it's about goddamn time too.

I've peed on the Valneron while drunk before so...


KINKY!

I was going to put this in the picture thread but it's been hijacked by ugly Silence Alliance people. Anyway...before Brown posted a picture of himself, I thought I should draw him so people would see what he looks like. And I just now got around to scanning it.

LOL!

LMAO.

The first thing I *EVER* heard from Brown on vent was the sound of bubbles. Not a "Hello" or "Sup?" or "Yo." Bubbles.

Fucking awesome.

the bong is strangely phallic.

I should watch what I say tonight, I fear...

.... I .... I wasn't going to say anything.

But I thought it looked like a dildo with an anal-exciter attachment.

You're projecting again.

If ya'll want to start a "look at me drawing a penis" thread, I am totally down.

Aro, your Indy avatar has me cracking up.

His little :( face makes me giggle like a sped every time.

Lux your artistic ability knows no bounds.

because of this picture and the copious amounts of jager I consumed last night, I had dreams that my son was smoking weed from a bong but he didn't light it and I had to SHOW HIM HOW TO DO IT! MY SON! I woke up scarred this morning, mentally scarred.