This a bit more esoteric than usual. Not sure if this fits here or what but what the Heck!

I hate when there are stray hairs on my bar of soap.

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Ugly avatars that give me the willies everytime I look at them.

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That's what I hate right now. A lot. A whole lot.

I hate when my 50-year old, three times divorced, bitter, hardcore every day of the week alcoholic videographer comes to work so frikken wrecked and stinking that all he can do is sit at his desk and stare at the moronic spam emails that his other loser friends send him. He has this lazy eye that gets much lazier the more he imbibes...sometimes he looks so much like Marty Feldman I just want to poke him in that eye with a stick.

I hate when my work contract is up in a week, and no one will tell me if it's going to be renewed or not.

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People who whine on forums. With love people, always with the love.

Realizing I've stayed up until 5 in the morning and when I wake up my body is going to explode with rage in the fashion of a newly popped pinata.

When you have just recieved an email from Vaneron and after you open it you get " WARNING YOUR COMPUTER HAS JUST BEEN INFECTED WITH THE SUPERNUMBERONEPORNVIRUS" and you have no clue how to get rid of it. ;)

PUG'S!!!!!!!!!!!

When you have just recieved an email from Vaneron and after you open it you get " WARNING YOUR COMPUTER HAS JUST BEEN INFECTED WITH THE SUPERNUMBERONEPORNVIRUS" and you have no clue how to get rid of it. ;)

You fuck nut. I never sent you an infected virus.

Though you better tell Mary to get tested.... I'm oozing green smelly stuff.

And PUHLEAZE! You were the old-man on the left in the www.lemonparty.org pic!

OHMYGOD that picture was HORRIFIC and I am going to have nightmares.

Val. You have scarred me FOR LIFE.

Now that I have plunged a broken beer bottle into my eyes, I can no longer play WoW.

Now I will never be able to use my dick ever again. Thanks Val

Now I will never be able to use my dick ever again. Thanks Val

I thought you were too busy giving out hand jobs to use your own anyway? There's a loss here?

Right now I hate farming spiders for a million hours with no spider silk drops, dropping a gold which represents maybe 15% of my total worth on some, and now every fucking time a spider aggros me it drops a spider silk that I will never beable to sell at the AH for what I paid to make my damned boots.

/whine

I hate when people pretend they're offended.


C'mon guys... if you can't find the humour in that picture you're dead inside.


;)

I didn't say I was offended, I said I was scarred and I really think that a part of me has died...

No, I wasn't OFFENDED, I was GROSSED OUT. There's a difference. I think it'd be funnier if it were animated or something, but real old men sucking real old cocks is just WRONG, on like... EVERY LEVEL.

<Stirring the pot....>

Opening a link, such as Val's, with my 11 year old daughter standing beside me. :(

and noone is wondering how he got that link in the first place?

I hate the little ass kissing jerkoff who sits near my desk - it's very hard to not get up, grab him by the back of his collar and slam his face into his desk repeatedly until he's out cold, then a few times more for good measure.

I also hate people who hurry up and pull out from a side road right in front of you, then drive slow as shit and you end up missing your train. I'd like to pull up next to them and do the same thing, 'cept I'd have to slam their face into their steering wheel instead of a desk...and if they have The Club in their car I might have to beat them with that too.

All this in the first hour & a half outta bed.lol

While I'm add it, add Monday's & Coors Light...hell every light beer to this list.

I'll be back later for more I'm sure. :P