Now we can all be pimps. What What!!

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Pimp

Niiice. I do need a manicure...

Bah.

That shit is LAME. That ain't no lesson in Pimp'in.

There's only three things you need to pimp.

1. A ho.
2. A strong backhand.
3. A cane.

You need the ho to make you the money. You need a strong backhand to get the ho to give you the money (until she's been beat enough to know it's YOUR money anyway). You need the cane to look smooth doing it.

... all this time I thought the hat was necessary! I HAVE BEEN LIVING A LIE.

Val did not LEARN to be a pimp.

All true pimps are born, not made.

The hat is optional.

Any self-respecting pimp with any true juice will wear a hat. Those who choose not to are simply hustla's and not true playa's.

Don't forget, also - carrying a bottle of Generic Gin is optional but highly recommended for a playa.

You all are forgetting ONE important thing to be a TRUE pimp:

Black Skin son!

Ain't no whiteys pimpin' for real....

That is not true. What about Mr. Whitefolks? He's like the most famous pimp out there!

Puhlease! DOn't you realize he is just the Token Whitey?

Mr. Whitefolks = Jackie Robinson

"The key to being a pimp, is knowing that you are a pimp. When you question your pimpnicity, others will too."

Believe in yourself!

Is there really any question of Browns knowledge of Pimpdom? We all should be considered lucky for his words of Pimpwizdom.

Is there really any question of Browns knowledge of Pimpdom? We all should be considered lucky for his words of Pimpwizdom.

No question at all.

Is there really any question of Browns knowledge of Pimpdom? We all should be considered lucky for his words of Pimpwizdom.


Sorry Brown, but I think Val's pimp knowledge trumps yours - maybe back in the day you were the Black Mack, but these days? Pimps automatically lose their title when they change twins diapers, you know. :D

Afflack thx!

Finally, someone with some some smahts.

Is there really any question of Browns knowledge of Pimpdom? We all should be considered lucky for his words of Pimpwizdom.


Sorry Brown, but I think Val's pimp knowledge trumps yours - maybe back in the day you were the Black Mack, but these days? Pimps automatically lose their title when they change twins diapers, you know. :D


I gotta step to the defense because I know Brown is raising them into the game, so it's all good!

And you know... Brown... you ain't all whole wheat homie. You gotta have a few scoops of bleached flour in you man.

Oh SNAP!

I drained all the white blood from my body. I told my white moms never to call me again, and I beat my wife until her lilly white skins is black (and blue).

I am now 100% Black (even though most think Im Puerto Rican :P)

I drained all the white blood from my body. I told my white moms never to call me again, and I beat my wife until her lilly white skins is black (and blue).

I am now 100% Black (even though most think Im Puerto Rican :P)


I hear you like some cream in your coffee!!!

Thats really Brown in his avatar

OUCH!

Ben pats Brown on the back with one hand, then smacks him like a bitch with the other.

That's just how ben rolls.