I've spent at LEAST 30 mins today just sitting and staring at AFK's avatar.

Buttox!

(is that how you spell it? I feel like I should add more "t"s or something)

I just beat off here at my desk....thank you.

Perfect. The porn downloads so SLOW here using this hijacked wireless. This will last at least a day!

I just beat off here at my desk....thank you.


I guess Brown figured out that the icon is a transvestite - we all know how OCD he is about whacking off to those! ;)

I would so have sex with that man -- not Brown, the tranny. Well, okay, I'd bend Brown's chocolate ass over too.

mmmmmm transvestite love!

Pilgrim Theater!

I love me a healthy ass

Nice!

I can't see straight!

Fox is that one of those magic eye pictures you have made out of asses. Can I get a confirmation on whose ass that is?

It's mine of course. All mine.

It's actually a boat... but you're not doing it right... you have to UNCROSS your eyes.

What you need is a phatty boom batty blunt, and then I guarantee you'll see a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of them big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit. Look at me, look at me you sloppy bitch!

I feel real bad for slappin' that ass,
But you've got me harder than Chinese math,
And you're givin' me that backstage pass,
I'm gunna take the booty and just put it in a glass,
Round, shiny, hell of a hiney,
Stare at to it, I can't feel tiny,
Don't mean to feel wired, like a bitch on her rag,
But the booty's my maxi-pad.

Girlfriend, whoever's waitin',
Your end's waiting for me,
I'm cool casual datin', but your booty's callin' me.
Girlfriend, whoever's waitin',
Your end's waiting for me,
I'm cool casual datin', but your booty's callin' me.

I'm just a man with manly needs,
I drink lots of beer and smoke lots of weed,
I follow that ass like a bloodhound on speed, indeed!
Truly my friend, I'm sorry that's how I feel,
Every Achilles has a heal,
You got me more boney than Ally McBeal, for real!

Booties for breakfast!

Hee!