Usually my gmail filter catches all the crap that's sent to me but every once in a while one sneaks through.

This one made me laugh so I thought I'd copy it here in its entirety.



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OMG I GOT ONE LIKE THAT ALSO

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I just got this one this morning; it's pretty incredible, the last paragraph in particular :D



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I've gotten those too. It's like someone's just typing every random word that comes into their melon.

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Very poetic.

What is the purpose of these spam novels? Anyone know?

if I had to wager a guess, a long novel of what is ALMOST sentences is less likely to be picked up on a filter than just "NIGERIAN MILLIONAIRE INCREASES PENIS SIZE WITH NEW LOW MORTGAGE, CLICK HERE".

It also looks like they string together and then jumble words from every public domain novel ever. Do I see Pride and Prejudice in there? POSSIBLY.

That is most definitely Pride & Prejudice mixed in there.

I still don't really see the point of these...I'm very curious as to what they WANT from me.

I still don't really see the point of these...I'm very curious as to what they WANT from me.

They want you to fish turds out of their toilets.