You gotta wonder how this happened.

(Aro, don't click on this link.)

I saw that before; for real, Aro, DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK. No matter what.

You guys are such pansies.

ARO, CLICK THE FUCKING LINK!!!!! YAYE!!!!

That is so dumb. One time this woman I knew had the same thing happen to her but it was a cockroach. THAT didn't make it to CNN.com...wtf, they are just running out of stories.

You know you eat 7 spiders a year in your sleep, right?

When I was a kid, on two separate occasions, I had to go to the hospital to have blackflies flushed out of my ears.

You have no idea how loud those little fuckers can be until you hear them die next to your eardrum :P

Ew Ew Ew

When I was 3 I had a small spider crawl into my eye (under the eyelid against my cornea), get stuck there, and die. I still remember how pleasant that felt.

Two weeks of eye drops and dissolving solutions eventually flushed it out. Unfortunately, the mere mention of a spider makes me run out of rooms shrieking like a cheerleader.

mmmmm cheerleader

with 8 legs...

does that mean you ahve 4 vaginas? not sure how that works.

Stop posting in your sleep Torrin.

"Traumatised juvenile aural spider blockage victim".....

i think i have that album somewhere...

My son got a teeny piece of plastic under his eye...I hope I never hear screaming like that again. I'm sorry, Abs!