Zan suggests:

Ben was abducted by aliens. Then when they realized he was actually one of them, they took him back to his home planet.

Hecktigol thinks:

Ben is stuck somewhere in the Cell with JLO.

Where do YOU think Ben is?

Wandering the country, performing Bill Hicks's "Goatboy" routine for six-year-olds.

If Heck is right and he's with JLo, he better have some hidden video footage or stills.

I am going to go with New Jersey for $1000, Alex.

Just follow the trail of marinara sauce and empty bottles of hair gel.

I think he's under Val's desk.

I bet wherever he is, he's preceded by the sounds of his muffler.

Zing!

Ben's cruising the mall in his IROC-Z.

Well, Lux may be one of the only people here who has actually talked to him at any recent time, but I'm sticking with my alien abduction theory.

If Ben is with aliens, it's not because he was abducted. It's because he drove out to central Mass and held up a sign that said "I <3 ANAL PROBES" until he got picked up.

What the fuck Val!

You said I couldn't borrow that sign and you just GAVE it to Ben!?

hmmphh!

I heard there was some questioning of my whereabouts in which I was suspected of goat fornication. I am here to rebutt the claims that I had any sort of relationship with that goat.

Actually I have just been nestled away in my Manhattan office working like an whore in cockhouse. Believe it or not I actually am number 1 in sales across the country for my company. This in turn, leaves me no damn time to do anything anymore. I go to work as soon as the sun comes up and I go home as soon as it goes down.

How are things here with everyone, is everyone still playing WOW or have you found your way to LOTR?

Somewhere over the rainbow. :D

Edit: I should've posted this sooner. I'm too late now. hee hee hee hee!

Our boy is No. 1 in SALES, y'all!!!!

Yes, we are still playing Warcraft. We are kicking ass and all is well. If you are ever fired for touching the boss's secretary underneath her skirt, please consider joining us again. <3

I have LoTR, I just haven't really played it for more than a total of 20 minutes.

YOU STILL OWE ME A HANDJOB!

I am here to rebutt the claims that I had any sort of relationship with that goat.
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Heh, you said "rebutt"...is that to butt again?

Oh well, Ben showed up and ruined our game! Damm you!

Glad to hear that you're alive and working hard. Sucks to be you :)

DAMN, grats Ben!

I heard the goat was underage!

Grats on your job, Ben! Waitaminnit... you're not one of the Manhattan salespeople I work with for Sony, are you? If you are, LEARN TO USE THE FUCKING PROMOTION MANAGEMENT WEBSITE!

But seriously, that sounds awesome, try to sneak some sleep in there sometime. :D

I still maintain that Ben works for the mafia.

I dont work for Sony but I do work for Google & Yahoo with ReachLocal, And yes as soon as I cant canned I will be back!