http://cultofcthulhu.net/baptism_jade_ichor.htm

Hmm. So if I let a large man in a green dress puke on me I shall be reborn with a nifty beard?

Score. When and where? Also, can the puke be cooled first? Nothing worse than hot puke.

Cthulhu bukakke!

Edit to add: I'm reading this guy's website now. He's WACKED!

"My coherent System of Dark Occult Science (SoDOS) will open a gateway to Demonic Godhood…!"

LMMFAO!!!

HAHAHA

So what, exactly, is Jade ichor made of? It looks a little like gnoll spittle to me, but where do you find a gnoll? Can you use canine spittle of any sort, as a substitute? How would you give it that lovely jade color?

There used to be some goop you could buy as a toy that was a lovely color of green. Would that work, or would you just be frontin' up in Cthulu's grill? That would prolly make him purty mad at you. Do you want to piss off an imaginary god? Would it matter if you did?

and most importantly, Does that doofus think that he looks cool with his dome all gooed up and shiny?

Too many questions...makes my brain itch.

I have only one question: Where can I get a nifty green cape like that?

NIFTY!

bad SLIMER!
http://www.semafx.com/albums/album14/slimer.sized.gif