Man, that Jam sure can talk a lot, can't he? It's nuts.

If you've ever found yourself passing out during boss discussion in Karazhan, I have found the solution - come prepared!

If you already know how to fight a boss, then Jam won't have to explain it. And that's a win for everyone.

So I'm putting our Kara strategies up on the Wiki. Read them, know them, love them, name them after a high school sweetheart.

Attumen: http://www.victorious-secret.org/forums/showthread.php?t=8425

Moroes: http://www.victorious-secret.org/forums/showthread.php?t=8426

Maiden of Virtue: http://www.victorious-secret.org/forums/showthread.php?t=8428

Opera House, Little Red Riding Hood: http://www.victorious-secret.org/forums/showthread.php?t=8432

Opera House, Romeo & Juliet: http://www.victorious-secret.org/forums/showthread.php?t=8434

Opera House, Wizard of Oz: http://www.victorious-secret.org/forums/showthread.php?t=8445

The Curator: http://www.victorious-secret.org/forums/showthread.php?t=8446


More bosses coming soon.

(next run)

JAM: This is Attumen. Everyone has read the wiki?
VENT: *chorus of 'what's a wiki?'*
JAM: It's on the forums.
VENT: *cries of 'wait, we have to read the forums?'*
JAM: Screw you guys. *pulls*
VENT: *weeping*

I like this plan. I'ma go read the wiki.

Hey, either way the end result is the same. Less Jam!

Thanks, Gleja. :)

ALL KARA PEOPLE READ THIS OR GLEJA WILL SIGH YOU TO DEATH

Wait, now when am I supposed to go make my sandwich?

I like Jam's explanations...but then, I've only been in Karazhan twice...

Yes, we love Jam's melodic voice and love the explanations...but read the strategies anyway!

I'm just finishing up the last two Opera House strats. Oz is a hard fight to describe!

Yeah, Gleja took a lot of time to type these strategies out so PLEASE read them before heading in.

"If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this.

So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Read the fucking strats!"

If your Curt with me then I'll be Frank with you.

I'll make a note to read all before my next Kara run. And ditto, Thanks Gleja!

Opera house done. Only Curator and Aran left.

I can do the Aran one:

This fight is pure chaos. Stay out of the blizzard, run if he sucks you in, don't let the elementals kill your priests. After dying 36 times you will get the hang of it. :D

I can do the Aran one:

This fight is pure chaos. Stay out of the blizzard, run if he sucks you in, don't let the elementals kill your priests. After dying 36 times you will get the hang of it. :D


It was only 12! And 50+ gold in repairs.

Curator's up. http://www.victorious-secret.org/forums/showthread.php?t=8446

It was only 12! And 50+ gold in repairs.
We may have gotten him down after 12 tries... but I wouldn't say we quite have the "hang of it" just yet. I bet we're gonna die a bunch more before we can final do that one on our first shot.

Added a macro for DPSers in Curator fight. If anyone has any other macros they want to add into the wiki, I think it will be very beneficial!

Thanks Sapph.

All the guides are there for people to edit. I only get a healer's view of the fight. So feel free to add/clarify/correct.