It's not that I like reading about these people its that I love how funny some of the articles can be.

I know I shouldn't be reading about Paris but this is awesome!


Ever since Paris Hilton got out of jail, her story of redemption has been pretty inspirational. She was arrested for DUI, but in a way, each of us has a “DUI” to face. For some, shyness might be their DUI. For others, a lack of education might be their DUI. For her, it was because she was flying through the streets of Hollywood in a race car drunk. But last night she overcame adversity and went to a Playboy party dressed real slutty. It just proves that, no matter what setbacks you may have to face, people can achieve their dreams. Especially if you're a little girl born with millions of dollars and your dream is to get fucked on videotape and then sell it.

Speaking of tabloids, a sad note: the Weekly World News is closing down. While I never read it regularly, it always provided a laugh at the supermarket checkout. I guess when reality becomes stranger than parody, it's hard to keep something like the WWN going. But now where am I gonna read about bat boy and space alien babies???

Just watch for Torrin's posts and MotDs.

I see Fox checks WWTDD.com daily like I do....

I thought the Weekly World News already went under? That paper really fucked with me as a child...

/e high fives Lux.

OK, I've never seen that site before. Thanks for greatly improving my day!