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// Naughty You Hot Teacher Monsta Tilty Truk.


no idea what this spam guy was trying to sell, but he's brilliant!

I know what I want for Christmas!!!

More than expected
==This is MEDFEST==

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From
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I got this today (Note that I have replaced my own name with Jane Smith, but you get the point):

hello gorgeous jane.smith

are you the next man in the world to get super sized in the pants?

Fezel Rowe
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Sapph, is there something you want to tell us?

LET:account,password,shop,did you forget?,are you forget?,why are are forget?,damn you forget

I believe this is my favorite ever, even more so than the ones that randomly quote passages from Victorian novels.

The email made me get super-sized in the pants.

Here is mine:
Have they ever told you this, "Gush! Your penis is really tiny!"?
Didn't you feel sad?
Don't let women choose sexual toys but not you! Megadik will bring you to your sexual dreams! You must believe in this wonderful preparation!
"Gush! Your penis is so large!" Isn't that what you dream to hear every day?
Soon you'll be the only one ladies will want! Megadik is your true rescue!

(And THEN...the best part)
221 Im a Hungarian Jew

Getting my mail on a semi-secure military server, I am for the the most part spared spam. Somehow this one got through- I imagine that the filters don't think to check for hebrew.

ספרדית ופורטוגזית בכיף - בבית הספר המוביל בישראל...במבצע חדש ומיוחד!

Kosher penis-enlargement pills?


(Yes! I'm 3-for-3 for talking about dicks in my posts so far today!)