This was a triumph
I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive

I’m not even angry
I’m being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we’re out of beta, we’re releasing on time
So I’m glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I’d prefer to stay inside
Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance
Anyway this cake is great
It’s so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking when there’s science to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I’m not you
I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive
I’m doing science and I’m still alive
I feel fantastic and I’m still alive
And while you’re dying I’ll be still alive
And when you’re dead I will be still alive
Still alive

The boss in that game was so funny! I play it over and over again just to listen to her voice.

Forgot to include the song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjGfgV7rJHI

For those of you who will never, NEVER play this game here's the final boss fight.
This video has spoilers. . . actually, it's nothing but spoilers. It's also damn funny.
If you acutally plan on playing Portals I'd suggest not watching it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XPlcP3P0ZY

I still haven't figured out how to beat the last level before the boss.

Portal = My favorite game on the 360

I still haven't figured out how to beat the last level before the boss.

I'm proud to say that I beat the whole thing by myself. . . except for one part where Twistle had to help me.

This doesn't include the boss fight. I already knew how to beat that from watching Twistle.

Yeah I figured it all out too. Couple bits really stumped me.

Biggest hint I can tell you is, if you see a way to do something and it sounds totally stupid and ridiculous... that's probably the way to do it.

BTW, the advanced levels that involve turrets are absolutely insane. You can't kill them, they just kill you.

I haven't bothered with the advanced levels. They don't have the computer voice so I'm not interested.

If you're a Ween fan you probably already have the new album. If you're not, the new album will probably not change that fact.

If you don't know who they are, you need to head over to their Myspace page and listen to My Own Bare Hands.


You can thank me later.

That's great and all. but.. uh.. well. I am going to murder you.





Wasn't that funny? Remember the time I said I was going to murder you? We will look back on that some day and laugh. Only you will be dead. Murdered.

(/covertsquee) http://kotaku.com/gaming/portal/the-official-plush-companion-cube-321259.php

Sweet! I NEED my own weighted companion cube!!

Nice, I think a paper weight or something would be better though. hmm.

I'll add that to the list of "Things To Do While Not Drunk & Around Power Tools"

Happy Holidays from the Enrichment Center...
http://store.valvesoftware.com/productpages/accessories/product_ApLabsHolidayCard.html

I started going through the game again with the commentary. I don't know if you guys skipped it or not but I'm finding it really interesting.

I found out why this song is so awesome. Do you know who wrote it?

And here's a flash video from VGCats.

Oh cool... thanks for posting that, Fox! Chord chart and everything! :D