Well....hhmmm...lets see...I got nothing.

Now lets get down to the real reason for this thread. Well last Monday I some how managed to get into a Kara run with:

1. Frocked (RL - D)
2. Dalwin (T)
3. Lilsumsum (T)
4. Brendar (H)
5. Ishtar (H) <----Thats me! "Up and coming"
6. Jorack (H)
7. Frolic (D)
8. Khros (D)
9. Kyrai (D)
10. Lilybottom (D)

Deck:
Rapskallion (D)
Slowman (D)

Now guess who didn't make the run? Thats right, me...The asshole.
Well first off i did not do my homework and figure out what time the run was. I logged on and saw a Kara group running and thought i didn't get in.
Now i never thought that maybe this was a different Kara group, considering it was 8ish or so. So i logged off, because my roomie had come home and needed me to go with him on an adventure. So i come back to hear strange sounds coming from my room. I thought "did i leave a bunch of hookers in my room?", nope i didn't, it was the vent that was on, and i was logged into a group. So i looked at the list of names and logged onto the website. "HOLY SHIT, I MISSED IT!" (healers use "Holy" in many forms of expression), now insert many words here, if i owned a cat, i may have kicked it that night. I felt like the biggest jerk ever (no not Steve Martin, but close).
Now I have only been with VS a short while and have come to love the interaction i have had with everyone in the guild. This guild has so far turned out to be everything i have ever wanted in my killing orcs and evil doers and taking their goodie basket. So letting you all down by not showing for a run that i signed up for makes me feel no so good.
So as i sat there listening to the gang kick their way across Kara and feeling like a heel. I logged out and went to the event and posted a letter.
Then I logged into the game. You ever have paranoia? Like when (for guys and maybe post-op girls) you have an erection in class and then you have to go to the black board, you think that everyone is looking at you. Well at the moment i did. I just went about my little way not saying anything and thinking i pissed everyone off (which i may have and rightfully deserved any slander from it). Wow this is long...
Well the point of all this is to tell
1. Frocked (RL - D) Sorry
2. Dalwin (T) Sorry
3. Lilsumsum (T) Sorry
4. Brendar (H) Sorry
5. Whoever filled this spot Sorry
6. Jorack (H) Sorry
7. Frolic (D) Sorry
8. Khros (D) Sorry "What do you mean the restraining oder is still in effect?
9. Kyrai (D) Sorry
10. Lilybottom (D) Sorry

Deck:
Rapskallion (D) Sorry
Slowman (D) Sorry

and anyone else that was pulled out of what they were doing to fill my spot. Jokes aside, Sorry i didn't mean to let you all down. Yeah i know it's just a game, but at the end of the day there are people on the other end that you make promises too and count on you to do the things you say. You should always stick by your word, because it reflects who you are. (My mother taught me that)
You are a great bunch of people and you at least deserve an apology and explanation.

Okay now you can grade this like an English paper. Damn my writing it horrible.

BTW totally thought that "Healer/tank" thread was started because of me. (before i read it)

WOLVERINES

You're fired from the band.

I only forgive you because you are a fellow buckeye.


I'll be waiting for my handjob in the champagne room

Wow.


Now I feel really bad about the run I missed 3 months ago. How the holy heck are we supposed to compete with this if we make mistakes??

*blinks* uhhhh...yea, what Fox said.

Wow.


Now I feel really bad about the run I missed 3 months ago. How the holy heck are we supposed to compete with this if we make mistakes??

Cut and paste?

Hehe... BEST APOLOGY EVER.

Crap!!! I'm fired from the band....and I owe a handjob.
What have i done....

You forget that instead of apologizing to someone who was on deck, you say, "Enjoy the epixx/badges that could have been MINE you lucky bastard!"

Ish, we all make mistakes. If it makes you feel any better, we've had people not show up and then totally blow us off when we asked what happened.

This is why you should always read the forums, even if you think your name is not on a list or is being discussed in conjunction with your mother or with anal sex. Because it probably is. Lesson learned.

You forget that instead of apologizing to someone who was on deck, you say, "Enjoy the epixx/badges that could have been MINE you lucky bastard!"

I do believe I was one of those lucky bastards that run... so thanks!

I think we should all take this moment now to think of anal sex with Lux's mom.

See.

I've seen her mom's ass -- not too bad.

ish, that was one of the cutest things i've read in a long time

and as an english teacher, by the power vested in me by the university of murmphis

i award this letter a 6 (on the 1-6 scale we usually use:)

WOW! I think thats the best compliment I've ever heard eulz give to anyone for anything!

It's true. He's broken through some sort of outer-Eulalia crust.

enjoy the goodwill while it lasts D: