Greetings! Are you a new member? Have you been in the guild for three months or less? Do you hardly ever (or have never) seen your officers?

ENTER THE RAFFLE!

The winner of this raffle will get our services for a night! We will run you through ZF! We will farm with you! We will help you with pesky quest chains! We will run you around to get flight paths! We won't wear pants if you prefer! Or we'll guard you while YOU run around with no pants!

RULES: Put your name on the list. In two weeks, we will randomly choose a winner via something complicated involving WoW rolling and number/name matching. If you are already a close friend of Sapph's or Agnes, you are not eligible. If you are new, we would like to meet you! You pick the day (Week of Dec. 10)!

LIST:

1. Raps - 14
2. TomParis - 9
3. Dalwin - 79
4. Wabo - 59
5. Ishtar - 26

Me!! Wait...what is this for again?

What other favors could they win?

Runner-up gets to go fishing with Lux's mom.

The 2nd runner up gets a free Summon from DemonDoodle to a random location! A meal will be served sortly after the trip! It could be you! Sign up now!

/gquit

Can I get a /ginvite?

So that means I'm a member for less than 3 months, right?

/gquit

Can I get a /ginvite?

So that means I'm a member for less than 3 months, right?

You'll have to reapply. I've heard this Frenial person is just about the epics.

lol

I have a friend named heckreno that would like to join, haha

Can you (expletive deleted) please stay off this thread so we can have ACTUAL sign ups from people who are ACTUALLY eligible? Thaaaanks.

Giggity Giggity


I'll sign up for an Agnes & Sapphyre sammich. Just don't tell Shadowhart!

sign me up !! please :hand:

Runner-up gets to go fishing with Lux's mom.

I forget..going after bottom feeders again, Killian?

Thinking of Agnes running around all naked like at my command for a night makes me feel all funny inside...like when I climbed the rope in gym class....

Sign me up!

This is what happens when I don't have internet access for a day eh?

YOu're not the only one that associates the feeling of rope burn in your crotch with a night with Agnes.

<checks time in VS...>

6 months. Damn. :doh:

Yeah, i know... thats about how long it took me for the burn to go away too. You'll make it.

Just a quick shout to Agnes and Sapphyre for doing this event. Very cool of you two :)

/cheers

Thanks. I wish more of our new members actually read the forums... :|

;-)

i am new-ish but about 5 months, so I can't play :(

Hell Yeah. Sign me up

Runner-up gets to go fishing with Lux's mom.

LMAO

Alright! We have our contestants. I am going to group up with you briefly in-game so we can have a roll-off!

The winner will be announced this week and then you can tell us what day is good for you next week to have your slaves! Good luck.

I rolled a 9 :doh:

And the winner is...

DALWIN!

Thanks for playing, everyone!