I can not vouch for the veracity of this article. However, if there is any truth to it I'm willing to give it a try. Anything to live healthy!



Now where's my wife? I need a good workout.

You know what this means Raps?

Less Heroic Runs

More ShadowHart!

Did they do a study with women and packages?

Probably not. Oh well.

You know what this means Raps? Less Heroic Runs More ShadowHart!

If there was a inverse relationship between the amount of time I spent trying to run heroics and the amount of time I got to "work out" with her... you'd never see me online again.

So what is harder to get a run for? Heroic Botanica or Shadowhart?

So what is harder to get a run for? Heroic Botanica or Shadowhart?

I'm not sure how far down this path I can answer questions without seriously jeopardizing the peace in my home.

Oh fuck it.

I'm married... so we all know the answer is her. I can at least get a pug for H-Bot. Her I have to solo. Unless Agnes, Sapph, or other VSers with bewbs want to help.

I pray to Flying Spaghetti Monster that she isn't signed up for the Pit. I love you sweetie!

I believe I'm not alone when I say that VS would gladly PUG Shadowhart any day.

I just looked up her group membership in the member list and she is. You better go run and hide.

Oh shit. Please watch the news for any mention of a missing man in the north Chicago burbs. If that happens, please forward this thread to the authorities.

And Brendar... it's not cool to make me laugh like that at work. Tough to explain to people.