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Jorack
754 posts
12-10-2007 10:38pm
demetriana
1730 posts
12-10-2007 10:57pm
dwarf women are beautiful
comics that use them as a punchline = retarded
comics that use them as a punchline = retarded
Ingomar
1030 posts
12-10-2007 11:03pm
The artist only thinks this is the problem.
The real problem is that female dwarves ALSO use human standards rather than dwarven ones, therefore no male dwarf has a big enough penis for them to consider sleeping with him.
Ing: No, the problem is that poor woman was shaving her legs, which would make her look like a naked elf, and ALSO clearly she is using one of those crappy plastic razors in the disposable four packs. What she needs is a Mach 5. Does she need to borrow mine? She can TOTALLY borrow mine.
The real problem is that female dwarves ALSO use human standards rather than dwarven ones, therefore no male dwarf has a big enough penis for them to consider sleeping with him.
Ing: No, the problem is that poor woman was shaving her legs, which would make her look like a naked elf, and ALSO clearly she is using one of those crappy plastic razors in the disposable four packs. What she needs is a Mach 5. Does she need to borrow mine? She can TOTALLY borrow mine.
gleja
7318 posts
12-10-2007 11:07pm
Fuck that dude! Gleja = teh hott.
Ingomar
1030 posts
12-10-2007 11:11pm
I would TOTALLY hit it.
Oriole
2096 posts
12-11-2007 1:59am
Oriole = BEAUTIFUL!
I luvs my dwarven hunter!
I luvs my dwarven hunter!
Stranger
1533 posts
12-11-2007 1:51pm
I luvs my dwarven hunter!
...and her granny panties!
(oh come on, someone had to!)
...and her granny panties!
(oh come on, someone had to!)
Ingomar
1030 posts
12-11-2007 9:45pm
Okay, I will definitely give you that, the female dwarves have the ugliest underwear in the game. It is an ugly color and an ugly cut.
Clearly they have absolutely no clue on how to dress and must be referred to What Not To Wear immediately.
Also Jorack, thank you for posting this, even when I sound catty I do appreciate it when people find things they think are relevant to my character and amusing and post them. :)
LARP LARP LOUD NOISES.
Clearly they have absolutely no clue on how to dress and must be referred to What Not To Wear immediately.
Also Jorack, thank you for posting this, even when I sound catty I do appreciate it when people find things they think are relevant to my character and amusing and post them. :)
LARP LARP LOUD NOISES.
