"U.S. hotel heiress Paris Hilton's potential inheritance dramatically diminished after her grandfather Barron Hilton announced plans on Wednesday to donate 97 percent of his $2.3 billion (1.16 billion pounds) fortune to charity."

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUKN2636653220071226

Best. News. Evar.

Well... at least the best news I've heard today. Ha Ha Ha.

**EDIT***
Granted... that still leaves $690M dollars for the family, of which she'll surely get some. Damnit... why can't I be young, blond, (arguably) hot, slutty, and the heiress to a fortune?

Good. The whore doesn't deserve anything.

even ONE million dollars, invested wisely, is enough to keep you set for life. and despite her lack of ability at just about everything, hilton DOES work in acting, modeling, and singing. her faculty with these things notwithstanding, she is presumably still paid for her efforts. even if her grandpappy pledged every last dime of her inheritance to shoeless orphans, hilton would still be okay.

saaad but true.

Damnit... why can't I be young, blond, (arguably) hot, slutty, and the heiress to a fortune?


The way I hear it, you have one of these down pat...

The way I hear it, you have one of these down pat...

Now look here, good sir. I resemble that comment. I will not stand for this. However... I will lay down for it. Any ladies care to join me?

/bow chicka wow wow

I'd do the same...I'd hate to see my money go towards drugs and gigantic, expensive totebags. Doesn't exactly leave a legacy behind.