I am now willing to discuss the ransom amounts for all of the pie royalty in the face of their most assured overthrow.

Something along the lines of one day of servitude in the attire of the winners choice would be interesting.

<firmly plants cake banner>

Nobody cares about cake and pie anymore. We're all fighting about unicorns and rainbow feet socks now. ^^

Run with the Unicorn or die! He has a horn!